Calling all second semester seniors!
Now that college applications are all sent in and completed, and you have a lot of free time, haven't you been extremely bored lately? Have you been going to Ortega Park every single weekend because you have ran out of other places to go and don't want to spend money? Well then, I must say that you should all come and move to Boredless! It is a fantastic place and I am never bored over here. There are plenty of inter mural activities that provide excitement and fun for all. And the best part about it is that they are all free! You can play basketball at the park, water polo at the pool, rock climbing at Planet Granite, or just sit around and socialize!
There's always something to do or people to meet in Boredless, and everybody is very kind to each other too! I believe that you guys would all have a fantastic time here and would be a great addition to the community here. For once, you could truly feel as if you are living life the way it should be lived. However, you have to remember to always do your homework first though!
Sincerely,
Ryan Kashi
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Governing Body
The government of Boredless is actually quite simple! There are no complicated legislation loopholes or unimportant debates in which case neither side directly answers a question, for everybody can trust the person in power, Ryan Kashi.
Boredless is NOT your typical dictatorship, for in the past that has not worked. In Boredless, Ryan Kashi is the best leader and "dictator" that there has ever been - hence its great living standards and foundation built in the early days of Boredless back in 1789 (a bloodline of Kashis have been leading Boredless into prosperity from the beginning).
Our utopia will make its decisions based upon popular majority. Despite the dictatorship of Ryan Kashi, citizens are truly the ones with the power, for they are encouraged to vote on just about anything ranging from what the next activity will be to tax cuts and rebates. Since in Boredless, everybody is friends with everybody, the people almost always vote on what is best for the popular majority and the future.
Boredless is NOT your typical dictatorship, for in the past that has not worked. In Boredless, Ryan Kashi is the best leader and "dictator" that there has ever been - hence its great living standards and foundation built in the early days of Boredless back in 1789 (a bloodline of Kashis have been leading Boredless into prosperity from the beginning).
Our utopia will make its decisions based upon popular majority. Despite the dictatorship of Ryan Kashi, citizens are truly the ones with the power, for they are encouraged to vote on just about anything ranging from what the next activity will be to tax cuts and rebates. Since in Boredless, everybody is friends with everybody, the people almost always vote on what is best for the popular majority and the future.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Teh Ruels of Boredless
1. Homework first! Before you are out having fun at Boredless, it is important that you get your homework done first. You can not experience the full effect of Boredless if you have the restraint of homework on you back! Get that homework done first and you will feel 10 times better, and have tons more fun, I guarantee it.
2. Be friendly to others. If everybody is mean to a given person, then he or she will not feel as comfortable as one should feel in Boredless. There's no reason to be rude (unless it's to Asaf, in which it is okay :-P ).
3. One has to be open to doing new things! It's always fun to meet new people and try new things, and Boredless greatly encourages it!
4. No peer pressure. Peer pressure is not acceptable in the land of Boredless, and one's actions will not go unnoticed. Consequences can include but are not limited to peer counseling as to what was done wrong.
5. Try in school! Boredless recognizes the importance of school, and encourages all of its citizens to try their hardest. If one is not doing very well in school and wishes to improve, we will take all steps needed to help you with your goal.
6. Don't be lazy all the time! If one is lazy twenty four - seven, it becomes a habit, leading to a LOT of boredom. It is okay to be lazy every once in a while, but don't be so too often.
7. No discrimination allowed. Discrimination is not allowed in Boredless, for it hurts the feelings of those attacked. Boredless wants to create a friendly environment in which nobody is bored.
8. It is okay to break the rules of Boredless every once in a while, because we understand that people can make mistakes. Nobody is perfect, but what is important is that your mistakes are acknowledged and learned from.
9. Never look down upon yourself. Confidence is key in Boredless, for it allows one to get out into the world and join the activities of others. Our counselor are more than willing to help you out about a problem or if you simply need a confidence boost!
10. Have fun! Although this may sound corny and cliche... it is. Fun leads to happiness, and happiness is the key to success.
2. Be friendly to others. If everybody is mean to a given person, then he or she will not feel as comfortable as one should feel in Boredless. There's no reason to be rude (unless it's to Asaf, in which it is okay :-P ).
3. One has to be open to doing new things! It's always fun to meet new people and try new things, and Boredless greatly encourages it!
4. No peer pressure. Peer pressure is not acceptable in the land of Boredless, and one's actions will not go unnoticed. Consequences can include but are not limited to peer counseling as to what was done wrong.
5. Try in school! Boredless recognizes the importance of school, and encourages all of its citizens to try their hardest. If one is not doing very well in school and wishes to improve, we will take all steps needed to help you with your goal.
6. Don't be lazy all the time! If one is lazy twenty four - seven, it becomes a habit, leading to a LOT of boredom. It is okay to be lazy every once in a while, but don't be so too often.
7. No discrimination allowed. Discrimination is not allowed in Boredless, for it hurts the feelings of those attacked. Boredless wants to create a friendly environment in which nobody is bored.
8. It is okay to break the rules of Boredless every once in a while, because we understand that people can make mistakes. Nobody is perfect, but what is important is that your mistakes are acknowledged and learned from.
9. Never look down upon yourself. Confidence is key in Boredless, for it allows one to get out into the world and join the activities of others. Our counselor are more than willing to help you out about a problem or if you simply need a confidence boost!
10. Have fun! Although this may sound corny and cliche... it is. Fun leads to happiness, and happiness is the key to success.
Why is it Called Boredless?
The country of Boredless, is CALLED Boredless, for a simple reason. In this country, we plan to make people less bored, so Boredless, was quite the apparent and fitting name for our country. We do not want our citizens to be wasting their time with boredom (assuming they do not want to either, of course), for life is short and we only live once. Do YOU like being bored while you could be hanging out with friends, making new friends, or doing some sort of physical activity? I don't think so! In Bordless, we guarantee that you will be bored less, and we promise to give you the encouragement that you need to get involved!
Declaration of Independence
I declare the country Boredless to be free from the hands of boredom. Those who have created the country of Boredless have grown fed up with the few amount of things to do in this land. The Framers of this country have set up a society in which there will ALWAYS be something that people can do, limiting the amount of boredom that one obtains in one's life. In Boredless, it is still okay to be bored, however we just provide a solution to destroying that boredom if one chooses to! Life is short. We only get to live once, so we need to ensure that we do not waste our time on this dyeing planet.
The United States of America does nothing to help support our boredom. Have any of you ever been to a place called Sunnyvale? There is absolutely nothing to do there. Boredless despises of places such as Sunnyvale, for it does not provide a person's need to have something to do! In Sunnyvale, all you can do is go to Inn-n-Out, Ortega Park, Cherry Orchard, or the Five Guys area. The number of things you can do in Sunnyvale can be counted with one hand. How pathetic!
At Boredless, we promise to provide organizations where peers can meet other peers, activities and events on a daily basis, and sports galore! We will organize activities that people can choose to attend to keep them occupied and have a blast at, stop wasting time now!
The United States of America does nothing to help support our boredom. Have any of you ever been to a place called Sunnyvale? There is absolutely nothing to do there. Boredless despises of places such as Sunnyvale, for it does not provide a person's need to have something to do! In Sunnyvale, all you can do is go to Inn-n-Out, Ortega Park, Cherry Orchard, or the Five Guys area. The number of things you can do in Sunnyvale can be counted with one hand. How pathetic!
At Boredless, we promise to provide organizations where peers can meet other peers, activities and events on a daily basis, and sports galore! We will organize activities that people can choose to attend to keep them occupied and have a blast at, stop wasting time now!
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