Saturday, January 22, 2011

Are you Bored? Then Come to Boredless!

Has your city not provided your essential needs to keep from being bored? Well I can tell you now, that Boredless will keep you entertained no problem.

Here in Boredless, there is ALWAYS something to do. Everybody in our community is extremely friendly and welcoming to new people. Boredless provides numerous activities and inter murals for our citizens in order to keep them happy and, well... not bored!
Just look at how happy these people in Boredless are! Even Craig Tuana appears to be enjoying himself!

Does Boredless seem right to you? I sure think so!

An Average Day in Boredless

10:00: Wake up and get ready for school

10:30 - 3:30: Go to school

3:30 - 4:00: Finish homework

4:00 - 6:00: This is generally where things split up. Some people may choose to hang out at this moment, while others may decide to exercise or play a sport. Of course, however, there are those who just feel like relaxing after a long day of school

6:00 - 7:00: Eat dinner. Dinner is usually something very tasty and hopefully healthy. A lot of the people who live in Boredless tend to like Chipolte and In-N-Out Burger

7:00 - 8:00: From 7:00 to 8:00, many people are doing chores for their families, such as washing the dishes or taking out the trash. Just because Boredless is a utopia does not mean that people do not have chores or obligations towards other people!

8:00 - 9:00: At this time, people usually meet up at somebody's house or a public park to talk about their days and/or what they are doing that weekend. This is generally a time when many people are relaxing.

9:00 - 10:00: From 9:00 to 10:00, everybody watches Jersey Shore. People are absolutely ADDICTED to this MTV hit. It is probably one of the most enjoyable moments in an average Boredless citizen's day. In addition, Boredless has a special arrangement with MTV in which their episodes of Jersey Shore are extra long and are commercial free.

10:00 - 12:00: After Jersey Shore, people tend to hang out a lot again. People may also decide to go on a midnight walk, run, or bike ride, while others may just want to talk and hang out some more! This is the time when people are most social and willing to meet other people.

12:00 - 3:00: This is the time in which people start going to bed, getting some shut eye before the next day.

Boredless Inside Perspective 3

1-20-11
From the perspective of Ryan Kashi

I must say that I am quite content with my work here as the leader of Boredless. All of the citizens here seem to be so content with their lives. Boredless has turned out far greater than I had ever imagined.

One thing that I feel to value the most here is just how equal everybody is! Although I am the one in charge of this country, I feel as if all of my peers are equal to me. Each and every one of their opinions matters to me, and I do not speak down to anybody.

I truly admire how my time has been spent at Boredless. Now that I am here to stay, I am almost nearly bored. I feel as if I am getting the most out of each and every one of my days in the week, and each and every week in my life. After school I always finish up my homework simply so that I am stress free for the rest of the time until more homework is assigned, and then I am always able to find something to do. Generally, I prefer to spend my time either hanging out with friends, or playing water polo. However, I also enjoy the occasional sky diving or rock climbing as well. Also, I always attend the Boredless dances that occur for the high school students, because they are a lot of fun as well.

Anyways, I am extremely tired from such an exciting day, so I am going to sleep now, good night!

Boredless Inside Perspective 2

1-22-11
From the perspective of Asaf Avidan Antonir

Well, I must say that Boredless is quite the interesting place. Everybody is really nice here, except people can be rude to me every once in a while due to the second rule of the Boredless Rules. For the most part, I DO enjoy it despite the fact that people make fun of me due to how much freedom we have here.

In Boredless today the famous rapper Lil Wayne visited my music class. At first, I was not very exited, because I was never a fan of his genre of music. I generally prefer songs by The Jonas Brothers, or essentially anything by The Wiggles. However, I soon learned the ways of the Wayne and grew this new found appreciation for him! It was quite the experience.

If it were not for Boredless, I would still probably be listening to The Wiggles right now, singing along to "Hot Potato." To think that I was going to make my own utopia void of that sort of music! Boy was I wrong!

Thankyou, Boredless, for helping me go from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWQCHb95rg

Boredless Inside Perspective 1

1-10-11
From the perspective of mah niggha Swiss, a citizen of Boredless

Oh, my goodness. The society here works so beautifully. I enjoy every single minute of it and I am never bored! From the beginning of my day until I am in my bed, I can ALWAYS find something to do. For example, I'll talk about my day today!

This morning started off pretty average, with school starting up at 10:30. I had a blast in my Mythology class with Miss Dwyer as I was learning as much as I ever have in the past. In addition, I completely understand what is going on in my math class after we did that music activity John Mayer. After school, a lot of people and I went over to the library to finish our homework. Yes, time to do what ever I want!

After we all left the library, I had nothing to do, so I decided to go play some basketball with some people at the park. It was a total blast because I was with a lot of my friends and I met some new people as well. Everybody is so nice, it's like a community of people who actually CARE about each other, you know? I love Boredless

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Utiopian Animal

In Boredless, the monkey is our utopian animal, but only the cute ones! Monkeys are the funnest animals on the planet, far more fun than kittens or puppies. Monkeys also know how to entertain themselves - they are never bored. In Boredless, we idolize the will power of the monkey to stay entertained, and the actions the monkey takes in order to do so.

We encourage all people in Boredless to stay entertained just as our utopian animal. However, just because our mascot is the monkey, it does not give you the right to, "Act like monkeys!"

Utopian Motto and Seal

 This here is the seal of the Boredless country. As one can see on the seal, it is of circular shape depict with a picture of Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, which once understood makes complete sense!

The circular shape of the seal represents the equality between all of the citizens of Boredless. Will Ferrell, on the other hand, is one of the best entertainers of all time (Both Will Ferrell and Dave Chappelle fall under the same category), which means that he will never keep you bored, which makes common sense that he would become part of our country's seal!

Our motto is, "Once you go Boredless, you never go back!"
Although people are free to move in and out of Boredless, our motto preaches of the happiness that our citizens are entitled to. Citizens of Boredless absolutely love it here and really, we didn't come of with this motto ourselves, our citizens kept on saying it to others - meaning that they came up with it. As the catch phrase gained more and more popularity, we decided to make it our official motto, for we completely agree with the statement.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Calling all Citizens!

Calling all second semester seniors!
Now that college applications are all sent in and completed, and you have a lot of free time, haven't you been extremely bored lately? Have you been going to Ortega Park every single weekend because you have ran out of other places to go and don't want to spend money? Well then, I must say that you should all come and move to Boredless! It is a fantastic place and I am never bored over here. There are plenty of inter mural activities that provide excitement and fun for all. And the best part about it is that they are all free! You can play basketball at the park, water polo at the pool, rock climbing at Planet Granite, or just sit around and socialize!

There's always something to do or people to meet in Boredless, and everybody is very kind to each other too! I believe that you guys would all have a fantastic time here and would be a great addition to the community here. For once, you could truly feel as if you are living life the way it should be lived. However, you have to remember to always do your homework first though!

Sincerely,
Ryan Kashi

Governing Body

The government of Boredless is actually quite simple! There are no complicated legislation loopholes or unimportant debates in which case neither side directly answers a question, for everybody can trust the person in power, Ryan Kashi.
Boredless is NOT your typical dictatorship, for in the past that has not worked. In Boredless, Ryan Kashi is the best leader and "dictator" that there has ever been - hence its great living standards and foundation built in the early days of Boredless back in 1789 (a bloodline of Kashis have been leading Boredless into prosperity from the beginning).
Our utopia will make its decisions based upon popular majority. Despite the dictatorship of Ryan Kashi, citizens are truly the ones with the power, for they are encouraged to vote on just about anything ranging from what the next activity will be to tax cuts and rebates. Since in Boredless, everybody is friends with everybody, the people almost always vote on what is best for the popular majority and the future.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Teh Ruels of Boredless

1. Homework first! Before you are out having fun at Boredless, it is important that you get your homework done first. You can not experience the full effect of Boredless if you have the restraint of homework on you back! Get that homework done first and you will feel 10 times better, and have tons more fun, I guarantee it.

2. Be friendly to others. If everybody is mean to a given person, then he or she will not feel as comfortable as one should feel in Boredless. There's no reason to be rude (unless it's to Asaf, in which it is okay :-P ).

3. One has to be open to doing new things! It's always fun to meet new people and try new things, and Boredless greatly encourages it!

4. No peer pressure. Peer pressure is not acceptable in the land of Boredless, and one's actions will not go unnoticed. Consequences can include but are not limited to peer counseling as to what was done wrong.

5. Try in school! Boredless recognizes the importance of school, and encourages all of its citizens to try their hardest. If one is not doing very well in school and wishes to improve, we will take all steps needed to help you with your goal.

6. Don't be lazy all the time! If one is lazy twenty four - seven, it becomes a habit, leading to a LOT of boredom. It is okay to be lazy every once in a while, but don't be so too often.

7. No discrimination allowed. Discrimination is not allowed in Boredless, for it hurts the feelings of those attacked. Boredless wants to create a friendly environment in which nobody is bored.

8. It is okay to break the rules of Boredless every once in a while, because we understand that people can make mistakes. Nobody is perfect, but what is important is that your mistakes are acknowledged and learned from.

9. Never look down upon yourself. Confidence is key in Boredless, for it allows one to get out into the world and join the activities of others. Our counselor are more than willing to help you out about a problem or if you simply need a confidence boost!

10. Have fun! Although this may sound corny and cliche... it is. Fun leads to happiness, and happiness is the key to success.

Why is it Called Boredless?

The country of Boredless, is CALLED Boredless, for a simple reason. In this country, we plan to make people less bored, so Boredless, was quite the apparent and fitting name for our country. We do not want our citizens to be wasting their time with boredom (assuming they do not want to either, of course), for life is short and we only live once. Do YOU like being bored while you could be hanging out with friends, making new friends, or doing some sort of physical activity? I don't think so! In Bordless, we guarantee that you will be bored less, and we promise to give you the encouragement that you need to get involved!

Declaration of Independence

I declare the country Boredless to be free from the hands of boredom. Those who have created the country of Boredless have grown fed up with the few amount of things to do in this land. The Framers of this country have set up a society in which there will ALWAYS be something that people can do, limiting the amount of boredom that one obtains in one's life. In Boredless, it is still okay to be bored, however we just provide a solution to destroying that boredom if one chooses to! Life is short. We only get to live once, so we need to ensure that we do not waste our time on this dyeing planet.
The United States of America does nothing to help support our boredom. Have any of you ever been to a place called Sunnyvale? There is absolutely nothing to do there. Boredless despises of places such as Sunnyvale, for it does not provide a person's need to have something to do! In Sunnyvale, all you can do is go to Inn-n-Out, Ortega Park, Cherry Orchard, or the Five Guys area. The number of things you can do in Sunnyvale can be counted with one hand. How pathetic!
At Boredless, we promise to provide organizations where peers can meet other peers, activities and events on a daily basis, and sports galore! We will organize activities that people can choose to attend to keep them occupied and have a blast at, stop wasting time now!