Thursday, January 13, 2011

Declaration of Independence

I declare the country Boredless to be free from the hands of boredom. Those who have created the country of Boredless have grown fed up with the few amount of things to do in this land. The Framers of this country have set up a society in which there will ALWAYS be something that people can do, limiting the amount of boredom that one obtains in one's life. In Boredless, it is still okay to be bored, however we just provide a solution to destroying that boredom if one chooses to! Life is short. We only get to live once, so we need to ensure that we do not waste our time on this dyeing planet.
The United States of America does nothing to help support our boredom. Have any of you ever been to a place called Sunnyvale? There is absolutely nothing to do there. Boredless despises of places such as Sunnyvale, for it does not provide a person's need to have something to do! In Sunnyvale, all you can do is go to Inn-n-Out, Ortega Park, Cherry Orchard, or the Five Guys area. The number of things you can do in Sunnyvale can be counted with one hand. How pathetic!
At Boredless, we promise to provide organizations where peers can meet other peers, activities and events on a daily basis, and sports galore! We will organize activities that people can choose to attend to keep them occupied and have a blast at, stop wasting time now!

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